Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! I present to you a discovery the likes of which have never been seen before by humanity. It will awe and amaze you. It will change your life and the way you view the world! It is kawaii personified, the epitome of cuteness. I give you……CHI!!! </dramatic echo>
Chi is probably the cutest thing on the planet right now. It’s so cute I’ve watched every episode available twice. It’s so cute God would rid the world of dogs to save Chi from the fear of being confronted by one, if not for the fact that even dogs cower at Chi’s cuteness and have become it’s loyal servants. If you throw Chi on the beaches of Normandy on D-day, Hitler himself would use his time warping abilities to transport himself there and become it’s shield and the Allied troops would see this and cease attacking and the Nazis would drop their weapons to aid Chi and the war would end and there’ll forever be peace of Earth! Alas, Hitler remained an evil bitch. Yes ladies and gentlemen, contrary to what i have said earlier Chi is the cutest thing on earth! Chi is the Ultimate Cuteness! (not to be confused with Azrael’s Ultimate Sweetness©)
What? Hitler doesn’t have time warping abilities? What?! You think he’s dead?! Ok man, whatever makes you happy mmkay? Here’s my favourite episode. Now if you’ll excuse me i have an altar to build.
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